Tuesday, January 31, 2017

IN SEARCH OF THE WOW WOW WIBBLE WOGGLE WAZZIE WOODLE WOO!-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

So here we are, the end of January of Suck 2 with In Search of the... eh you read the title up there, I'm not writing it again.

Monday, January 30, 2017

X-MEN ORIGINS:WOLVERINE-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

IT'S THE MOVIE THAT INSULTED DEADPOOL!!!! Oh and it's also the sum of the worst things about the X-Men franchise.

Sunday, January 29, 2017

PRIDE & PREJUDICE & ZOMBIES-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

Was anyone even really interested in this enough to warrant a movie? No seriously who the hell was still asking for this?

Friday, January 27, 2017

Thursday, January 26, 2017

HOT PURSUIT-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

Sofia Vergara and Reese Witherspoon star in this buddy comedy, at one point they make out and it is neither funny or hot, move along.

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Monday, January 23, 2017

Friday, January 20, 2017

SWING VOTE-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

One man decides the entire election in this fictional film, imagine if that were our last election? We'd know exactly who fucked us over with the orange menace.

Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Monday, January 16, 2017

LEONARD PART 6-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

Here's a movie "sequel" starring the Puddin' Pop Rapist himself, spoiler alert, this is not the worst thing he's done, but it's still bad.

Sunday, January 15, 2017

Saturday, January 14, 2017

THE NUT JOB-JANUARY OF SUCK 2


This movie absolutely loves "Gangnam Style"... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Friday, January 13, 2017

Thursday, January 12, 2017

Wednesday, January 11, 2017

GOD'S NOT DEAD 2-JANUARY OF SUCK 2


I hate myself for this, but I kinda enjoyed this one.... WAIT DON'T LEAVE! This is still bad.

Sunday, January 8, 2017

DRAGONBALL:EVOLUTION-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

Dragon Ball is a beloved piece of fiction from Japan, it's ran for multiple decades, and with Dragon Ball Super finally hitting America, it's safe to say it'll be around a lot longer. That love was definitely not carried into the near forgotten Dragonball:Evolution.

Friday, January 6, 2017

Thursday, January 5, 2017

ICE AGE:COLLISION COURSE-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

Yesterday I learned that God was not dead, today on January of Suck, I've learned that Ice Age is immortal... GODDAMIT!!!!

Wednesday, January 4, 2017

GOD'S NOT DEAD-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

So far this year's January of Suck has been bad, but this movie is quite honestly the worst so far. 

Tuesday, January 3, 2017

REEFER MADNESS-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

On the third day of January of Suck 2 I found out something important, MARIJUANA MAKES YOU FUCKIN MURDER YOUR FAMILY WITH A FUCKIN AXE!

Monday, January 2, 2017

DOWN AND DIRTY DUCK-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

Today's January of Suck entry is an adult animated feature, so please keep the kids away from this. Never heard of Dirty Duck? Well that's cause it's actually known as Down and Dirty Duck, wait you haven't heard of that either? Well trust me, you're not missing out.

Sunday, January 1, 2017

BREAKIN' 2:ELECTRIC BOOGALOO-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

And January of Suck is back, what's January of Suck? Well, last January I saw one bad film every day of the month, just one, that I had not yet seen, then I'd write my thoughts on it. Last time I only shared said thoughts through Instagram, but this time I'm doing "mini" reviews here on my blog. 

If you missed out on last year's run, relax, I'll be compiling all thoughts on here in a separate post soon, until then, here's my short review on Breakin' 2:Electric Boogaloo.